See, at our age, when everyone is already taken, you need to really watch for body language. For example, that chick may LOOK like she's scratching her head, but what's she's really doing is showing there's no ring on her left hand. --So, do you think you might go over th... wait, who's that? --Ok, so maybe her head was scratchy after all. --Whoa, people, get a room.


Bruno said...

I didn't write this one at a bar. Actually, I wrote it at a Chipotle. I've never seen someone twirl her hair for so long. With her left hand, too. Did I go over and talk to this obviously not-engaged and probably left-handed woman?

No. But I was REALLY hungry.

9:48 PM  

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